Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	journalist, novelist, writer of faintly amusing things
Location	Glasgow, United Kingdom
Introduction	Thanks for reading my blog. It's crumbling and neglected like Miss Haversham's wedding cake, but I always appreciate your visits.
Interests	lying down, standing (for short periods of time), booze, cake, moaning, lying down again
Favorite movies	Grease.
Favorite music	Lurching rock and roll, winsome ballads, low threatening rumbling sounds