Mike Muller

My blogs

About me

Gender Male
Location NC, United States
Introduction I'm sorry you've come to this blog and I deeply regret writing everything you read here.
Interests Picking up the phone even though it wasn't ringing in hopes that I left it on vibrate even though I never leave it on vibrate, Wishing I could switch bodies with that guy from high school whose achieved more in life, Laying awake at night because I can't comprehend how my day went so badly, Crying every minute of every day
Favorite Movies Ikiru, La Strada, Through a Glass Darkly, 400 Blows, Throw Momma from the Train
Favorite Music Super sad music that no one ever actually enjoys and only listens to it to dull the pain of life
Favorite Books HELP ME! PLEASE! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN LAST!

"Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger" - Danilo Kis "Snap into a Slim Jim!" - Bruno Schulz "Need a minute? Chew it over with a Twix." - Jorge Luis Borges