April

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Trainee Teacher
Location	United Kingdom
Introduction	I'm a trainee teacher living in the South of England, wondering what on earth I've gotten myself into. Life tends to revolve around my horse, my boyfriend, Cookie Dough ice cream and Amaretto, although I do sometimes make time for shoe shopping. I'm generally fairly quiet until I'm comfortable enough with you to be loud - takes a while but you'll definitely know when you've reached that stage! I also have a running commentary of thoughts in my head, which is usually very different (and far more cynical) to what comes out of my mouth; kind of like Dexter, although I'm not an expert in one-liners. Or a homocidal maniac. I keep blogs generally out of boredom and somewhere to write down what I'm thinking: somewhere to share the commentary, I guess. Unfortunately they're censored by the fact that a few 'real' friends read them and so in reality there's a lot of juicy stuff that has to remain hidden, which almost defeats the cathartic element to blogging. I blog anyway, though. I also do know how to use paragraphs; I just don't know how to persuade this page to let me use them.

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

Nothing hurts more than standing on a plug with barefeet. Nothing.