Josh
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Occupation | Magical Keebler Elf |
| Location | Oakland, California, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a writer who doesn't write. A worker who doesn't work. A ship that doesn't sail, and so damn frustrated about it that you can't even begin to understand. Aside from that, I'm fairly normal, interesting, funny, fun, and any other thing that makes me seem like everyone else. If you're actually reading this...I wonder why. But if you are, I hope you will at least say hello... |
| Favorite Movies | Amadeus, The English Patient, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, 40 Year Old Virgin, and anything else really well made. |
| Favorite Music | The Flaming Lips, Switchfoot, The Beatles, Beethoven, Sugarbomb, The Argument, Jellyfish, Queen, Cotton Mather, Fountains of Wayne, Fiona Apple, Roger Manning, Adrian Belew, Beck, Brahms, and much, much more... |
| Favorite Books | Botany of Desire, In Search of Lost Time, Harry Potter, The Great Gatsby, East of Eden, The Wheel of Time (Crack), and anything that will make me think hard... |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dearest Aunt, Thank you so much for the sweet maple cock. This is something I'm sure I will get much satisfaction over for many years to come, especially pouring over some of my favorite things. I'm not sure how you could have known that this is what I had been hoping to receive for so long. It will hold a special place in my life forever. Thanks again, Josh