JakeK
| Gender | Male |
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| Industry | Student |
| Location | Muskego, Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | In the dark, cold wilderness of the Northern Himalayas, a fierce group of warrior nomads, cast out from normal human existence, came across a small wicker basket amid the howling wind and snow. Inside the basket, they found a rather plump young Polish- Slovak baby. The nomads had never seen such a beautiful sight as they gazed into the huge brown eyes of the young boy. Over the next sixteen glorious years, the nomadic group, led by their fearless, beautiful leader, Jakemakutiuinan(means amazingly attractive and funny and smart in native tongue) or Jake for short, conquered almost any obstruction in their path to greatness. In 2007, their journeys took them to Muskego, WI where they faced a new opponent, Mr. Capes and his AP US History class. The nomadic tribe had never seen anything uglier than the evil Capes. The dread of looking at the man almost meant the defeat of the tribe, yet Jake and his noble, valiant determination and good looks conquered Capes and his class in a glorious, bloody battle. Today, Jake, fresh off his slaughter off the man known as "Ugly Capes", has his sights set on a new opponent, "Ren-I-is-ounce Bretzmann". |
| Interests | Football, Basketball, Politics, Conservative Superiority, George W. Bush Domination, Ronald Reagan Ownage, NCAA Football '07 |
| Favorite movies | ANIMAL HOUSE, Smoking Aces, Blues Brothers, Dark Knight, Red Dawn(Oh Yeah!), Happy Gilmore, Remember the Titans, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers |
| Favorite music | Rage Against the Machine, Dave Matthews Band, Oasis, Blur, Matchbox 20, Pearl Jam, Weezer, Cake, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Public Enemy, Bare Naked Ladies, Jack Johnson, Jay-Z, Gnarles Barkley |
| Favorite books | Any book that has been turned into a movie or sparknotes |