Jen
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Accounting Assistant |
| Location | Somewhere between country mouse and city mouse, Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a young, silly little thing who is excited to be just that. But BE WARNED! I'm not your average ray of sunshine. (And oh yeah....I've been kissed a lot.) |
| Interests | Sloppy DRUNK sex, flirtin' with the fellas, hot celebrity gossip, fashion, shopping, dancing horribly, listening to music, laying in the sun, driving super fast, antiquing, unicorns, Seinfeld, preventing forest fires, and sitting while I pee |
| Favorite movies | Snatch, The Proposition, Natural Born Killers, Big Lebowski, Royal Tennenbaums, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Three Kings, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Open Water, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Summer of Sam, Fried Green Tomatos, Cable Guy, and Grandma's Boy |
| Favorite music | Sublime, Cake, Beastie Boys, Soul Coughing, Eminem, No Doubt, Fiona Apple, Wu Tang, The Strokes, 3 Dog Night, Beck, White Stripes, Jurassic 5, Led Zeppelin, B-52s, Gorillaz, Tribe Called Quest, all oldies, everything really, (but NO country!!) |
| Favorite books | Bag of Bones, The Devine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood, The Beach House, The Long Walk, ALL John Sanford and most James Patterson |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Material:Beer cans Victory:Bedding both Haften brothers