Witty Woman
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Writer & Tarot Card Reader |
| Location | United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I am an Eccentric Bohemian Hermit. If you don't get it, don't talk to me. I'd eat you for breakfast!!! |
| Interests | words, spelling, anagrams, The Sims 2, Scrabble, card games, coffee, sarcasm, irony, arguments, witty repartee, graveyards, Victoria Wood, tarot, reincarnation, cryptic crosswords, Gothic architecture, fairgrounds, thunderstorms, sunsets, rainbows, snowdrops, left-handed men, playing Devil's Advocate, summer rain, Big Macs, New Age, psychology, spiritualism, philosophy, winding-up idiots, finding errors in people's written work and pointing them out in a sarcastic, derogatory manner. |
| Favorite movies | The Second Coming, Ladybird Ladybird, The Crying Game, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, City of Angels, Educating Rita, Pretty Woman, An Officer & A Gentleman, The Elephant Man, Billy Elliott, Misery, The Sound of Music, Mrs Doubtfire, The Sixth Sense, Rosemary's Baby, Random Harvest, Now Voyager, Coronation Street, One Foot in the Grave, Keeping Up Appearances, Only Fools & Horses, Absolutely Fabulous, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python |
| Favorite music | Queen, Cranberries, Coldplay, Alanis Morissette, Death Cab for Cutie, Snow Patrol, REM, Supertramp, Dory Previn, Led Zeppelin, Robbie Williams, Patsy Cline, Kate Bush, ELO, Savage Garden, Manic Street Preachers, Kinks, Small Faces, Eagles, Four Seasons, Bob Dylan, Mozart, Saint-Saens, Beethoven, Strauss, Italian opera, sixties, flower power, Tamla Motown, Phil Spector |
| Favorite books | Interview With the Vampire, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, All Because of Posy, The Hobbit, Misery, Dragonwyck, Agatha Christie, dictionaries, my first novel when I eventually get around to writing it |
Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
No, it's because the people who misspell them are illiterate idiots.