Allen

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Gender Male
Industry Accounting
Location Tennessee, United States
Introduction Allen started out his life as part of a family of virtuoso kazoo players. The family was part of a traveling troupe of kazoo players that banned the use of any other instrument under a harsh penalty, but Allen secretly desired to play the banjimer among other instruments and was also found experimenting with odd looking keyboards with strange sticks protruding out of their sides. The family was banished from the troupe and sought a hiding place in the valleys of East Tennessee. Now Allen plays any instrument that he so desires without fear, but he still gets shivers any time he sees one of those fated flutes.

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

I think so. Bicycles are good exercise; and some of those pudgy fish really need that exercise. Although, I know that they are not worried about fuel emission 'cuz global warming will just be a plus for them.