Earwig
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Questionable |
| Location | Seattle, Virginia, Slovenia |
| Introduction | I am most active at night and can be seen patrolling household walls and ceilings. I tend to hang out in shady cracks or openings or anywhere that I can remain concealed in daylight hours. Upon gaining entry to the basement and living areas of the home, I can easily find cover in undisturbed magazine and newspaper piles, furniture/wickerwork, base boards, carpeted stairways, pet food dishes, and even inside DVD cases and keyboards. I am inclined to take risks and am an exploratory creature but am overly unaware of the consequences and am often found trapped in poison baited cups or buckets of soapy water. |
| Interests | I am drawn to damp conditions, rot, and accordion music. |
| Favorite Movies | Yum |
| Favorite Music | Yum |
| Favorite Books | Yum |
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
Yum.