Coco LaRue
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Composer/Satirist/Dreamgirl/Politico |
| Location | Harlem USA, New York, United States |
| Introduction | Coco, in his own words: 1) If I die before my time, it won't be from drankin', but from runnin' around lookin' for something to drank! 2) I would say that works sucks, but sucking is good sometimes. 3) Don't make me take off my airrangs and high heals! 4) My love for Paul Wall knows no bounds! 5) I hate you with the fiery passion of ten million suns. 6) Meryl Streep doesn't have the range to play La Coco. 7) Actually, I like you a lot less than I let on. 8) You'll never see me eating flaccid French fries! 9) As far as I am concerned, I hope that fat nasty bitch is on a slow boat straight to Hell. 10) But I'm Filipino! |
| Interests | Laughing at my friends, starting arguments, Thursday nights at DBQ, musical theatre, Mighty Mango by Naked, Sethaphong and his fabled dance parties, road trips, applying to grad school, losing even more weight, writing songs, taking naps on couches, wrist accessories, stealing things, Milano Market, bichons frises, rhinestones, creating exciting new alcoholic beverages, walking to Lincoln Center, wittily retorting, taking really hot showers, being thoroughly crunk and disorderly, sending text messages, fantasizing about the future, making iced tea, etc. |
| Favorite Movies | Serial Mom, Malcolm X, Paris Is Burning, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Les Roseaux Sauvages, Little Shop of Horrors, Ray, Beautiful Thing, Punks, Sommarnattens Leende, West Side Story, Shrek, The X-Men Trilogy, The Original Kings of Comedy, The Queens of Comedy, Dreamgirls, Anything with Tyler Perry, good gay porn, etc. |
| Favorite Music | Lauryn Hill/The Fugees, Paul Wall, Kanye West, John Legend, Beyoncé/Destiny's Child, Diana Ross/The Supremes, myself, Bubba Sparxxx, Notorious BIG, Stevie Wonder, Elliott Yamin, Liza Minnelli, Total, Aaliyah, Patti LaBelle/Labelle, 112, Stephen Sondheim, Whitesnake, etc. |
| Favorite Books | The Autobiography of Malcolm X; My Love, My Love; Dictionary; General Sun, My Brother; Go Tell It on the Mountain; A Visitation of Spirits; The Color Purple; The Bluest Eye; I, Tituba; Uses of Enchantment; etc. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Viv, Is you lost your damn mind? Love, Coco LaWantsANewGift