Johnny GoFast
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Business Services |
| Occupation | Hang Gliding Instructor |
| Location | Alamo, California, United States |
| Introduction | I enjoy staying upright and avoiding being uptight. I like paisley things and lettuce. I especially enjoy them on sunny days when I'm skiing fresh powder with my brothers. Funny people make me happy. |
| Interests | Staying upright, not uptight, paisley, lettuce, sunny days and 3 feet of fresh, funny people. |
| Favorite Movies | The Good the Bad and the Ugly. The Big Labowski. Strange Brew. Pulp Fiction. |
| Favorite Music | Anything live. Crappy cover bands that play 70's and 80's are the best. Metal, country, classical, whatever... |
| Favorite Books | The Fountainhead, Shipping News, Kite Runner, A Frog in the Bog, Complete History of Baseball Statistics |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When you can understand that all he is looking for is free health care and a Big Mac.