Gender	Female
Industry	Communications or Media
Location	Salem, Oregon, United States
Introduction	I like to write short stories, songs, plays, musicals, and just about everything else. When I'm not writing, I'm usually making a fool of myself, though over the years, I've learned how to do both simultaneously.

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

Right here, right now. Let's not waste time arguing over logistics; I'm hungry for chow mein.