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Gender	Male
Industry	Engineering
Occupation	Contracts Advisor
Location	Guildford, Surrey, United Kingdom
Favorite Movies	Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Nuremberg, Sixth Sense, Star Wars, Burn After Reading, Matrix, Shogun
Favorite Music	Rock, Jazz, Western Classical, Reggae
Favorite Books	Lord of the Rings, Hyperspace, Parallel Worlds, Chaos, Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, There's no such place as far away, The Prophet, Beastly Tales from here and there, Haroun and the Sea of Stories

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Introduce myself as Cacophonix and strum my bow like a harp, belting out excruciatingly out-of-tune songs ... making people run for shelter!