Nobody
| Introduction | There is no such person as "Nobody". The account is shared between a bored alien stationed on Venus who can't resist making (mostly snide) comments about human affairs, a software program that has achieved self-awareness and is trying desperately to find other intelligences with which to interact, a very large number of monkeys practising their typing, a jaded atheist residing in Christchurch and a black scorpion of extraordinary size that lives in his cellar and only creeps out while he's asleep to envenom his keyboard. |
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