wolfie
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Military |
| Location | Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | I'm an aspiring answering machine. I'm currently a speak n' say. I'm envious of the magic 8 ball. |
| Interests | Building computers, Chicago Bears, St. Louis Cardinals, Garbage, Billy Corgan, Dennis Leary, John Wayne, Cartoons, Big Trouble In Little China, Mallrats, Kevin Smith, a whole crapload more. |
| Favorite movies | The ones that are moving. |
| Favorite music | See my bloody interests. BLAH. |
| Favorite books | The pop-up kind. |
What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
Charlotte tried singing to me like she did to that bloody pig. The only credible character in the entire cartoon was the rat.