Cuchieddie
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professional Loafer |
| Location | Byzingone, Far Far Away, Faroe Islands |
| Introduction | Boring, no personality, zit faced, fat, sloppy, wild matted beard, alcoholic, drug addicted, nudist and fun guy. |
| Interests | I have no interests to speak of but I do like to drink whiskey. |
| Favorite movies | I'm blind but I enjoy braille movies when Netflix makes them available |
| Favorite music | I'm deaf but enjoy braille music when available on KLOS |
| Favorite books | National Lampoon in braille |
How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?
2 feet tall