jesus harold christ
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | saviour of man, son of god, pharmaceutical sponge |
| Location | Nazareth, Israel |
| Introduction | What's to say... I was born in a barn (no, really!)in Bethlehem, apparently to a virgin (my guessing is the virgin claim was to cover-up my mother's slutty shenanigans with all and sundry). I performed miracles, was loved by many and then was nailed on a cross. I then rose from the dead and came back to avenge my death by beating judas to death with a "rampant rabbit" love toy. And now I'm working for a third-rate blog site. |
| Interests | Performing miracles, bike-riding, being sold for 30 fucking pieces of silver, shining my favourite apple, kike-flying, writing "funny" articles |
| Favorite Movies | Christ: My life amongst the pigeons, Christ 2: I'm back from the dead muthafuckers!!, Anal fury vols. 1-6 |
| Favorite Music | Death metal, life metal, sado-pop, jazz-grunge, black sabbath, the psalms |
| Favorite Books | The bible, anything by Enid Blyton, Gary Glitter's autobiography, entitled "Do I wanna touch you there, where? with my boot in your face? sure you sick fuck!!" |
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
Because I'm colourblind?