Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Homemaker
Location	San Antonio, Texas, United States
Introduction	I think the hardest thing about writing a blog is this 'about me' mess. I mean really, can I objectively describe myself? Doubt it. Really. I think the most obvious thing about me is that I try to be a fabulous Mother, but most of the time I fail. Miserably. I try though, so that counts for something right? I am self aware. Most of the time. I have my blind spots, but, don't we all? Sarcasm is my drug of choice. Many people think this is a bad trait to have but I say different. Sarcasm is air. This blog is changing... It's going to be focusing on strange or interesting things that have happened to me, my children, or things I have witnessed. Maybe it will be entertaining, maybe not. We'll have to see. The bottom line is that despite my many glaring flaws, I'm awesome. That's pretty much all you need to know.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

If I were I pirate I would probably be missing an eye or a foot. I think that would tend to make most things seem less humorous.