|Occupation||Ninja (shhh. . . secret)|
|Location||Brantford, Ontario, Canada|
|Introduction||I am a writer, so I write. When I am not writing, I will eat candy, drink beer, and destroy small villages.|
|Interests||Treasure Hunting, World Domination, Wood Prancing, Impersonating 80s Rock Star, Being Pretty|
|Favorite Movies||Last Action Hero, Star Wars, Usual Suspects, Some Kind of Wonderful|
|Favorite Music||Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Steppenwolf, CCR, Tragically Hip, Blue Rodeo|
|Favorite Books||1984, Lord of the Rings, Great Gatsby, Pride and Prejudice|
What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
Silly fool, ice cream is what needs licked. If you don't lick fast enough then you mess up your Sunday Best.