Zach
My blogs
Industry | Transportation |
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Occupation | Shuttle Bus Movers |
Location | Mobilinghamsota, Washipaulala D.C., Mexico |
Introduction | We love tacos pastor and quesadillas con barbacoa. We eat only those 2 things at 7am and 1am. We spend the rest of the time driving and keeping it real. |
Interests | Sticking it to corrupt cops. Driving vehicles thousands of miles at a time. Releasing vomit and excrement into the desert. Forgery and pigeon infested motels. 1991 van maintenance or neglect. |
Favorite Movies | We would have the greatest movie ever if those morons, whose names I won't mention (Ryan, Adam, Mark, and Trent), would have brought a video camera on our journey. |
Favorite Music | The sound of string pulling windshield wipers in a storm. Adam and Trent blowing up bathrooms at midnight. Marcos belting out, "Dear ___" letters (usually hurting someone's feelings in a hilarious way). |
Favorite Books | http://www.captainjones.net/ryan/mexico.htm and my memoirs from the birth canal. |
The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
Pretty much changing the entire way the food chain runs. Frog legs are no longer on the menu, my friend. I hope you like Great White Shark or African Elephants. Yessah!