Zach

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Industry Transportation
Occupation Shuttle Bus Movers
Location Mobilinghamsota, Washipaulala D.C., Mexico
Introduction We love tacos pastor and quesadillas con barbacoa. We eat only those 2 things at 7am and 1am. We spend the rest of the time driving and keeping it real.
Interests Sticking it to corrupt cops. Driving vehicles thousands of miles at a time. Releasing vomit and excrement into the desert. Forgery and pigeon infested motels. 1991 van maintenance or neglect.
Favorite Movies We would have the greatest movie ever if those morons, whose names I won't mention (Ryan, Adam, Mark, and Trent), would have brought a video camera on our journey.
Favorite Music The sound of string pulling windshield wipers in a storm. Adam and Trent blowing up bathrooms at midnight. Marcos belting out, "Dear ___" letters (usually hurting someone's feelings in a hilarious way).
Favorite Books http://www.captainjones.net/ryan/mexico.htm and my memoirs from the birth canal.

The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?

Pretty much changing the entire way the food chain runs. Frog legs are no longer on the menu, my friend. I hope you like Great White Shark or African Elephants. Yessah!