CATHY PETTER
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | Stow, MA, United States |
| Introduction | Found herself in the wilds of Massachusetts after a long stint in the Big Apple. Surrounded by toys, kids and dogs, she started doing the only thing she could in that situation – write about it. These dark musings are not for the faint of heart. Beware, dear reader, you may find yourself stepping in something here, or watching your fearless author do likewise. |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
I would use the laugh preventor, a device created by my older sister. Hold your mouth like you are a fish, then pinch your lips hard together at the corners. See if it works - never did for me.

