MamaPinto

My blogs

Gender	Female
Occupation	i feed people
Location	Nanaimo, BC, Canada
Introduction	At first glance, I'm a short, shabbily-dressed Mom with over-developed manners, who seems maybe a little too young to have two babies. Once I open my mouth, you'll realize I am both older than I look, and more sarcastic than is really necessary. The most accurate way to describe me would include the words 'tiny,' 'dangerous,' 'caffeine-fueled,' and quite possibly 'landmine.' When not exploding in the immediate vicinity of Your Balls, I enjoy cooking, cleaning swing-filling poo-splosions, and statistics (ie: estimating the liklihood that the quiet toddler in the bedroom is crapping her pants or not). Ok, busted, so maybe I don't ENJOY doing those things, but they are the things you can usually find me doing, on the average day. On the unaverage day, you might find me... oh forget it, we can't afford it anyway.
Interests	reading, scrapbooking, cooking, tiny smiles, interior decorating, architecture, cheese, bath products, coffee, driving.
Favorite Movies	Kung Fu Hustle, Band of Brothers, The Office, Big Bang Theory
Favorite Music	Modest Mouse, David Bowie, The Beatles, The Offspring, whatever the other half is listening to that doesn't make me want to stand next to a jet engine until I'm deaf.
Favorite Books	Memoirs of a Geisha, Mercedes Lackey, Faye Kellerman, S*** My Dad Says, The Five People You Meet in Heaven