Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	suggestions welcome
Location	United States
Interests	cooking, taking pictures, baking, making cards, playing on swings, reading, writing, going to the beach, listening to johnny cash and wearing my cowboy boots!
Favorite movies	tombstone, the godfather, when harry met sally, fight club, an affair to remember, roman holiday, empire records, the philadelphia story (the original one), rear window, 12 angry men, the truman show, good will hunting, almost famous, steel magnolias, kill bill vol. 2, toy story, the phantom of the opera
Favorite music	CaRiMi, ben harper, johnny cash, jack johnson, chris tomlin, teitur lassen, sinatra, nat king cole, the fugees, wyclef jean, etta james, pearl jam, buena vista social club, norah jones, cat stevens, sarah maclachlan, jennifer knapp
Favorite books	my bible, merchant of marvels and peddlar of dreams, the giving tree, the scarlet letter, when we were very young, now we are six,

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

i object to the premise of the question. being a pirate, i would never avoid laughing. laughing is ALWAYS appropriate for pirates!