James Parker Lombard

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Geologist
Location	Baltimore, MD
Introduction	Who is the REAL James Parker Lombard? The world may never know. But like the ubiquitous tootsie roll pop...half the fun is licking. I'm James Parker Lombard. I'm gonna use my whole name whenever possible, because it is an awesome name. Do not call me JP, but do leave the Parker on. I like rocks. I like poetry. I like literature. I like reading. I like Latin. A dead language is a good language. I like medical oddities and unusual facts. Science is awesome. And, oh yeah, SUPERNATURAL! There aren't enough fanboys and there certainly aren't enough interesting geologists. Go to a geology convention and you'll see what I mean. Neat facts: I have an evil twin. I'm double jointed. I have the periodic table of the elements memorized. I have a pair of leather pants that fit perfectly. I am heartless and cruel to the people I love, and I ignore those I don't love: that makes me misanthropic. Real people are often more disappointing than the ones we create. I am time travelling at regular speed...try to keep up, would'ya?
Interests	Yo momma.

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

With my tongue. That's right, fellas--With. My. Tongue.