Elena
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Occupation | Hat Check Girl |
| Introduction | This is the alias I use when I am the hat check girl in the Tri Lateral Commisssion gym, located in Dick Cheney's bunker. I meet all kinds of interesting people there, sheiks and CEO's and spies and so forth. I pride myself on always being cheerful and helpful. Work doesn't leave me with all that much free time. When I'm by myself, I like to spend time at the mall, which is kind of crazy, because it reminds me a lot of the bunker. |
| Interests | I like to rifle through the personal belongings of the rich and famous, then posting the results on the internet. I also like to gossip about my co-workers behind their backs. Shopping is another one of my hobbies, which I do better than anyone I know. |
| Favorite Movies | Donni Darko |
| Favorite Music | Le Tigre |
| Favorite Books | Assassination Vacation |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
With a jigger of rum, a splash of grenadine, triple sec and a small cocktail umbrella.