birdie
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Rock Star Mama |
| Introduction | Dear Skinny Jeans, Thanks for making me feel less like old sweatpants and more like fancy pants. -Birdie |
| Interests | toilet bowl bleach tabs, immitation Ziploc baggies |
| Favorite Movies | The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast: The Don Rickles Edition |
| Favorite Books | Disco Your Way Back to Love: A Memoir |