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Industry Student
Occupation Grad Student
Location Vast Nothingness, Ninth Circle of Hell, United States
Introduction I rule this shit.
Interests Serial Kilers, Urban sprawl, meals that cost more than my rent, travel to places with names I can't pronounce, mind-numbing amounts of soul-sucking boredom, Sex toys, Self-destruction
Favorite Movies Lost in Translation or anything with Vin Diesel in it.
Favorite Music The Shins, Frou Frou, Elliot Smith, The Killers, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Homer Simpson, rap music by ex-gang members
Favorite Books Too many to mention. Deal with it asshole.

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?

Questions like this make me want to commit ritualized acts of murder.