he said, she said
My blogs
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
|---|---|
| Location | Florida, United States |
| Introduction | He Said: Ariel, so dainty she is with a knack for the lost art of Victorian Literature, cooking new vegan goodies, and the endless, minimized Internet Browsers that I have to sift through to access her computer. She is like a little lighthouse, sending out her warning signals to protect us from our idiocy. The Princess of rationale, she'll set you as straight as an arrow. My best buddy, my lady... She said: Everybody's favorite narcoleptic, Matt can either be found nodding off or passed out. When Matt’s awake, he dances like a demented wind-up toy for hours, talks in funny voices, and gets easily bent out of shape. Matt’s straitlaced: never drank, never smoked, and hasn’t eaten meat in over 12 years. Sometimes he’s loose: when he performs with his band he’s completely unhinged, like a skinny little maniac. When he’s serious, he’s “Grandpa” (a nickname earned as much for his wrinkly old man face—he came out of the womb that way—as his habit of mowing the lawn in boxer shorts and knee socks). But when he’s excited, he’s downright childlike: wide-eyed and fidgety and humming with excitement. This is our story. |
| Interests | Interesting stuff. |
| Favorite movies | Good movies. |
| Favorite music | Music that isn't bad,like Prince. |
| Favorite books | Yes, lots. |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
Pirates only laugh at human suffering. Duh.