Sparky
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Voyeur |
| Location | Pacific Northwest, United States |
| Introduction | Hey, I want to make it clear that I'm not advocating things like porn, masturbation, restraint, or drugs. These are all fantasies, dig it? Perhaps they've got their pro's and con's. How would I know?BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CRACK BEWARE: You will lose your job, your love, your family, all your savings and your home, your ethics, morals and anything else that may have been important to you. Consider yourself warned! |
| Interests | Crack, Smoking Crack, Wacky Dust, Blow, Snort, Snow, Snow White, Coke, Jacking Off, Beating Off, Jerking Off, Wanking, Pulling My Pudd, Spanking the Monkey, Showing Off, Show & Tell, Peeping Tom, |
| Favorite movies | Kiss of the Spider Woman, King of Hearts, Dinner with Friends, You Can Count on Me, Longtime Companion, Your Friends and Neighbors, Fargo, One False Move, Bad Santa, Memento, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Flesh Gorden, Boogie Nights, Reservoir Dogs, The Man Who Wasn't There (2001), Mulholland Drive, Rosemary's Baby, Halloween, Bad Influence, Sliding Doors, Swiming With Sharks, From Hell, Moulin Rouge, any kind of porn, and of course I can't come clean without listing, Hello Dolly, Funny Girl |
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