Jdizzle
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Street Corner Occupant |
| Location | St. George, Utah, United States |
| Introduction | Lemme tell you about me. My name is Wendy and I first moved to New York when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe and then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the Peace Corps, so for the last 16 years I been raising my daughter all by myself and then two weeks ago, she tells me that she is a bisexual and that she hates me more than any person on this planet...Oops! Wrong profile! My name is Jared and I currently live in St. George, UT (pause for WTF? Why live there comments from the reader). I work full time and I love my job! I teach spin classes at Golds Gym and I teach every Wed. at 5:30 pm and Sat. at 9:00 am. Yes, that is my shameless spin class plug! I have decided that I am now stepping over into the obsessive part of life and I am going to be like Kathy Griffin. As she lives on the D-List, I will be living on the Q-List as a D-Lister in training. As a D-Lister in training, I will now be wearing my sunglasses everywhere I go, getting out of vehicles in a miniskirt without undies and possibly making a sex tape. I would like to have my own show, but I don’t ever see that happening, so you will get to watch my Q-List life through my blog. |
| Interests | Judging people, being bitchy, being worshiped, cutting up a bitch, downloading music, telling people to suck a fart outta my ass, shanking a bitch with a shiv from my keister stash, looking at hot guys, you know...the usual. |
| Favorite Movies | 300 (Woof!), Star Trek, Terminator Salvation, Christmas Vacation, Casino Royale, Austin Powers Movies, Sex and the City, Monsters Inc., Signs |
| Favorite Music | I love dance music! A little techno and house but I do love my dance remixes! You may call me the remix queen! |
| Favorite Books | I DON'T READ! If you have an Austrailian or British accent then you may read to me. |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
WTF? When I was in school, all we did in science was tape two soda bottles (2 Liter) together with water in them to make a "tornado". OOOHHHH AAAHHH!