BlondesCan'tRead

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Consulting
Occupation Retired
Location Seattle, WA, United States
Interests Design, editing, comedy, lgbtq+ advocate
Favorite Movies Love & Basketball, The Breakfast Club, Adventureland, The Way Way Back, The Wood, Girl 6, Harry Potter, The Best Man
Favorite Music Amost anything...except depressing whiny songs, classical, twangy country and opera. I worked at Seattle Opera during Wagner's Ring; never again.
Favorite Books I'm a bibliophile and wordsmith

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Auntie, I love having an auntie that's only four years older than me. You ALWAYS know what to buy me and didn't forget that my birthday wouldn't be complete without a sticky c*ck! your favourite niece