The Bearded Nerd
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Construction |
| Occupation | Part-Time Action Hero |
| Location | The United f@#$ing States |
| Introduction | A man among men. Women? Love 'em. Beer? Drink the shit out of it. Nerd? You tell me (that means "yes". Yes I'm a nerd, why else would I call the blog that? Do you really have to make a scene like that? Forget it...we'll talk about it later. I said drop it.) |
| Interests | Women with long legs, beer, women with big cans, movies, coffee, toys, women with small cans, great t-shirts, sweaters, guns, women with any kind of legs and any kind of cans, delicious carnivorous treats, women with at least 1 leg (cans optional). |
| Favorite movies | Anything good. Define good? Piss off. |
| Favorite music | *see above |
| Favorite books | Anything by Cormac McCarthy. Graphic novels. |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
Not toys. Lord, no. Who wants more of those. Maybe "more water bottles" just to piss-off that retard Matt Damon?
