Burgundee

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Workerbee
Location Black Betty's Bham, Southeast, United States
Introduction Libra-on-Virgo-cusp. Lives in the Southeast US. High Priestess and Lone Officiant of the Church of High Drama. Seasonal Lifeguard of the River Styx. Wants "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen played at her funeral. Trained empath. Iron Chef. Looks for unconditional love and divine intervention-- not neccessarily in that order. Refuses to kiss anyone who tastes like original-flavor Listerine. Listens to NIN and Morphine. Kinky. Reaches out to touch faith. Reads avidly. Descriptive (not Prescriptive) Linguist. Plays with computers. Bad Speeler. Drinks Tequila. "Loves not wisely but too well." Writes. Watches Kubrick and Lynch. Devours ee cummings & Allen Ginsburg. Harbinger of bad karma. Relational Juggernaut. Wants to visit Canada, Manchu Picchu and skydive before she dies. Ding!
Interests Graphic Design, CSS, Empathy, Dead Musicians, Sex, Linguistics, Communication, Negative Utopias, Ecstasy, John Waters Movies, Stanley Kubrick Movies, Elvis, Science Fiction, Megatokyo, World of Warcraft
Favorite Movies Battle Royale, The Usual Suspects, Moonstruck, Fight Club, Gattaca, Being John Malkovich, Labyrinth, Vanilla Sky, A Dirty Shame
Favorite Music Nine Inch Nails, Morphine, The Twilight Singers, Jeff Klein, Damien Rice, MC 900ft Jesus, Jeff Buckley
Favorite Books The Televisionary Oracle, The Tao of Pooh, Dune, Complete Poems of ee cummings, The Great Eskimo Vocabulary Hoax, Neuromancer, The Golden Compass

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

Shake it like a poloroid picture. Uh-oh!