Lexa

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Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Student
Location Vancouver, Washington, United States
Introduction Pi is irrational. Cheesecake is better. I'm Lexa. Anything awesome that has ever happened has happened on a Tuesday. Lemurs are the coolest animals in the Milky Way. You'll never get my nose out of a book, and I'll never stop debating bioethics, religion and human rights. I started college at 16 and I won't stop until I have my Masters' in something. I'm not exactly sure yet. Deaf education, art therapy, vocational rehabilitation... something! I'm stubborn, but I'm good at it. I'm too smart for your own good, and my diction and expressions are unorthodox. I know my history, and I'm a grammar nazi. I've got a lot of philosophy. I'm paranoid but I never stop smiling. I've been an artist all my life; it's my stress-relief. I love being an American and I love the Pacific Northwest; it's my home. I have an unhealthy obsession with Ring-Tailed Lemurs. I'll never not be myself. I'm prideful, opinionated and loud. And I'm all the right kinds of crazy.
Interests Movie nights, politics, public speaking, gardening, artistic crap, Nintendo, travel
Favorite Movies Jesus Camp, Arranged, Madagascar, Lolita, 500 Days of Summer, Revenge of the Nerds, Bridget Jones' Diary, Love Actually, The Notebook, Juno, When Harry Met Sally, The Aristocats, Eat Pray Love, P.S. I Love You, Marley & Me
Favorite Music The Moldy Peaches, The Verve, The Offspring, Yael Naim, The Pixies, Sean Forbes, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, The Cure, Ingrid Michaelson, Cyndi Lauper, Norah Jones, No Doubt, The Mamas & The Papas, Lily Allen, Johnny Cash, Yellowcard, Radiohead, Queen, Nirvana, Kimya Dawson, Alanis Morissette, Imogen Heap, The Cranberries, Regina Spektor
Favorite Books Harry Potter, A Child Called "It, " Eat Pray Love, P.S. I Love You, Marley & Me, Deaf Like Me, The Next Thing On My List, Breaking Her Fall, The Little Prisoner, The Burn Journals

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Cut slinky in fourths. Attach a segment to each of goat's hooves. Sit on goat. Bounce out.