Oliver Kennett

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Author
Location United Kingdom
Introduction I'm attempting to describe myself without sounding like one of those pretentious authors, you know the ones: I am interested in life, the world and where man is going ... Those are most certainly interesting things however maybe a little grand for such humble beings such as ourselves. My basic drive is to answer the question "Why not?" ... and here's me saying I was trying not to be pretentious. I snigger sadly up my own sleeve.

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?

Show me a monkey that is naughty and he'll show me his bottom.