E. U. Septa
| Industry | Student |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Education |
| Location | The Northeast Corner |
| Introduction | I'm just here to raise the level of discourse and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of discourse. Ultimately looking for a working society, if you've heard of one. |
| Interests | astrology, polyamory, undermining the cultural and economic foundations of American society through deviant alternative lifestyles, writing, yaoi |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
I imagine the most good I can do based on the most recent, interesting news item I've heard, then compose a ribald verse about it. Then I warble the merry tune while extending my hat to passers-by. My party gets +1 to attack rolls, skill rolls, and dinner rolls. Ignore the bow, I don't play stringed instruments.