Thick Thighs, No Felonies
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Marketing |
| Occupation | Marketing Events Manager |
| Location | San Francisco, CA, United States |
| Introduction | 20-something new yorker in love with sf. horribly immature. sarcastic. witty. foul-mouthed. sex and boy-obsessed. inappropriate always. hates boredom. loves bourbon. |
| Interests | gossip, dave chappelle, learning about other people's cultures, watching bad television, the history channel, men of all types, finding love, laughter, friendship, good alcohol |
| Favorite movies | pride & prejudice (with colin firth), love actually, kill bill vols. I & II, o brother where art thou, mean girls, the 40 year-old virgin, everything is illuminated, the nightmare before christmas, the chronicles of narnia, harry potter & _________, batman begins, white chicks (what? it made me laugh. a lot.) |
| Favorite music | daddy yankee, shakira, don omar, keane, green day, gwen stefani, no doubt, madonna, mariah carey, ludacris, beyonce, jay-z, anything with a beat. |
| Favorite books | the fountainhead, atlas shrugged, the master and margarita, a clockwork orange, the bap handbook, gossip girl series, harry potter series, i know why the caged bird sings, the autobiography of malcolm x, black white & jewish, the color of water |
Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:
a man, a plan, a canal, panama. that's the only thing i could think of in response to this lame ass prompt.