Valerie

About me

Gender Female
Occupation fun bringer
Location Fairport Harbor, OH, United States
Introduction i'm a bevy of adjectives yet only a select few pronouns.
Interests smarmy assholes, snarkiness, npr, knitting, the west side market, coffee, selling unnecessarily expensive cheese to people, sarcasm, truth-tellers, greg the cat, people watching, listening intently, hermiting, becoming wise, the elderly, doing well in school
Favorite Movies amelie, the princess bride, the sound of music, fantasia, wes anderson's entire filmography (even the last two), american splendor, secretary, lost in translation, carousel, shaun of the dead, john waters' entire filmography, ghost world, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, ferris bueller's day off, national lampoon's christmas vacation, monty python and the holy grail, a fish called wanda, requiem for a dream, a little romance, rebecca, kenneth branagh's hamlet, sound and fury, tootsie, mary poppins
Favorite Music dirty filthy beats.
Favorite Books f. scott fitzgerald, e.e. cummings, los bros hernandez, daniel clowes, harvey pekar, art spiegelman, douglas coupland, shel silverstein, henry rollins, milan kundera, t.s. eliot, gertrude stein, edna st. vincent millay, nathanael west, franz kafka, steve martin, munro leaf, lois-ann yamanaka, ken kesey, sherman alexie

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

by touching them.