Gender	Female
Occupation	Bacon wrangler
Location	Seattle, Washington
Introduction	I like to meet your expectations, right after I lower them. My current website can be found at http://www.sn0tty.com, or http://sn0tty.wordpress.com.
Interests	Cannibalism.
Favorite movies	Directors I love: Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Christopher Guest, Miyazaki, Billy Wilder, and Quentin Tarantino (although as a human, he is unimpressive).
Favorite music	I wish I could sing like these women: Ella Fitzgerald, Anna Netrebko, Elisabeth Fraser, Neko Case, Edith Piaf, and Adele. Male honorable mention: that dude from Gnarls Barkley.
Favorite books	Writers that inspire me: David Sedaris, Jean Thompson, John Irving, Jonathan Ames, Melissa Banks, C.S. Lewis, Raymond Carver, Tom Robbins, Sarah Vowell, Joshua Kilmer-Purcell, Lindy West, Sherman Alexie.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

Babies. Lots of them.