LuAn

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Gender Male
Location United Kingdom
Introduction My apologies for the lack of personal information but I want to retain a degree of anonymity to reduce the chances of people I help out stumbing across me cursing them for being a pain in my ass. I also wouldn't want any of them to read this and come to realise that I'm not the expert they think I am, and that half the time I haven't a clue what I'm talking about!

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

I don't have any shoes, the ONLY thing I have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. You didn't really think I'd fall for that did you?