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Gender Male
Industry Investment Banking
Occupation prog/anal
Location addertown, boondocks, Eswatini
Introduction i am so misunderstood. d'you know what i'm saying? you don't know, because you don't understand. no-one does. i am so misunderstood. it's the story of my life.
Interests beautiful girls and the way they dress, lsd, women's hoops, rocks, fire, water, trees, small furry animals, golden retrievers, markets, ideas, schemes, scams, pranks, sabotage, beauty, truth, lies, sex, videotape, failure, campuses, crazy people, education
Favorite Movies sangre, chinatown, the shining, picnic at hanging rock, airplane!, after hours, the color of money, true stories, dirty dancing, hairspray, blue velvet, dr zhivago, broadcast news, sessions, star wars, dog day afternoon, monty python and the holy grail, seven beauties
Favorite Music talking heads, wilco, tori amos, rolling stones, b b king, jimi hendrix, allman brothers, steely dan, the eels, andrew bird, bonnie raitt, radiohead, cold palsy, neil young, the national, beth orton, bob marley, pink floyd
Favorite Books lolita (nabokov), the sound and the fury (faulkner), the road (mccarthy), infinite jest (wallace), where i'm calling from (carver); grapes of wrath (steinbeck); to the lighthouse (woolf), executioner's song (mailer), vannah speaks (white), nine stories (salinger), as i lay dying (wf), tough guys don't dance (nm), couples (updike), sun also rises (hemingway), consider the lobster (dfw), glass menagerie (williams); human sexual dysfunction (masters & johnson), old school (wolf), handmaid's tale (atwood), the bell jar (plath), what every young wife should know (various artists.)

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ice-blooded intimate care of a bedwetter.. am sure interns live or die by this dictum: be as ice, or switch to pathology. her incontinence met my steely resolve. inescapably the world knew she'd soon be one major sex bomb. her daddy was richer than god. i said: if i were not married, i would have made love to you by now. point of fact: i was not yet married. no-one knew that.