The Biggest Loser
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | The Biggest Loser is an opinionated and opportunistic male of the Neanderthal species, widely (and wrongly) believed to be extinct. Paleontologists are unaware that one specimen survived and lives to this date, owing to high plutonium content in his DNA. Blessed with high cranial capacity and animal instincts, The Biggest Loser comes with a ‘Hazardous’ warning tag and is prone to lecherous behavior. |
