Exuberance
My blogs
| Location | Denver, Colorado |
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| Introduction | Unleashed in the east Best dressed in the west Sorted in the north Without a doubt in the south The queen of queenbees Lioness of Juda Phoenix from the ashes risen Undefeated undisputed featherweight champion on all five continents World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra She split the storm, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon and Game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James The most decorated professional field operative in the industry and in the streets With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to whoop schoolboy ass She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace -Robyn, "Curriculum Vitae" |