Gender	Male
Industry	Religion
Occupation	Episcopal Priest
Location	Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom
Introduction	46 years old, dog lover, episcopal priest. Likes incense, musicals, old films, Cowdenbeath FC and travel.
Interests	Theatre, music, liturgy, politics, dogs, hats.
Favorite movies	Men in Black, The Guns of Navarone, Blazing Saddles.
Favorite music	Tchaikovsky, Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, Elvis, Scottish bagpipe music (in small doses and at a safe distance!)
Favorite books	Agatha Christie, History, political biographies.

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:

"Land which won't vote Tory, Hear the Lion roar! And when we play fitba, Hampden quivers once more! Irn Bru and Whisky, Bridies and High Teas, Porridge and Caley 80, Make ye mightier yet! Porridge and Caley 80, make ye mightier yet!