Tequila and Tampons
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | In that mashed banana sunlight |
| Introduction | Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive & well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, alcohol in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out & screaming, "Woohoo - what a ride!" |