Gender	Male
Industry	Transportation
Occupation	Curmudgeon
Location	Wheaton, Illinois, United States
Introduction	Former Army Officer, Logistics Manager, and Sportsmen's Club President. Currently fighting Cancer and Stupidity. Both fights I'll ultimately lose, but it'll be a helluva battle.
Interests	Firearms, Hunting, Politics, History

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When I toss the last of his bones on the pile with the rest, and wipe the BBQ sauce from my chin.