LifeWrecked

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Data Analytic Consultant
Location Richmond, CA, United States
Introduction Why is it that normal people have 5 fingers and one thumb? (Think about it - but don't think too hard)
Interests Wester Bacon Cheeseburgers - but now I can't stand to eat them because Carl's Jr's ad campaigns have gotten too moronic.
Favorite Movies Finding Nemo, Dark Star, Evereything by Mel Brooks, Most chick-flicks (sniff), especially when viewing with a chick.
Favorite Music Used to be: Led Zeppelin, ZZ Top, Pink Floyd, Dave, Simon, Alvin... Now: The fun noises my ears make all by themselves. Sometimes I can even play them like an instrument.
Favorite Books The Prophet (Kalil Gibran), Anything science (non-fiction, some fiction), I like everything "spacey" from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, to Stephen Hawking's, "A Brief History of Time"

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Mon pomme, you are the pomme of my heart! Do not deny me, sweet pomme! I have this small gift for you, mon pomme, a mere trifle of a 2 carat diamond... Alt: A medium-size thermonuclear detonation, while tossing the apple in air spinning (very fast flash photography recommended).