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Gender Female
Industry Arts
Introduction Velma is, alas, a pseudonym. I live with my family on Cape Cod, where I attempt to successfully blend in with the normal folk. You'd never guess the darkness that lurks in my heart. (Insert evil cackle and rubbing of hands together.)
Interests crafting, diy, parenting, movies, reading, sudoku, work-at-home mothers, travel, green design, architecture, U.S. history, inventing, feminism, autism, asperger's syndrome, gifted children
Favorite Music Elvis Costello

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

With enough of each, I could make damn near anything. Lawn furniture? Cuckoo clock?I'm so damn crafty.