scottenvonrotten
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Slow-motion American |
| Location | New Orleans, LA, United States |
| Introduction | Yes, I'm a zombie. No, I don't want to eat your brain (much) and yes I do have emotions. Sometimes I think I was blessed with too many of them. Really, I think people should only have three emotions: happy, sad and a tad peckish. Right now I'm definitely more than a tad peckish. I could really go for a double quarter-pounder with cheese, but I would also settle for your head. Heh. Just kidding. Or am I? |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I'd make a really disturbing videotape involving the goat and the slinky and distribute it to backwater camp sites. After seven days of someone viewing said tape, I'm homety-home free through their TV. I'd feel bad about the goat and everything, but, as you know, you can't make an omlette without urethra-raping a goat with a slinky.