TwisterB

About me

Gender Female
Location Scotland, United Kingdom
Introduction I am a 23 year old Canadian girl living in Scotland. I have no credentials. I laugh hard but cry harder, sometimes I'm up and sometimes I'm down. Most people think I'm a little "off", but some people think I'm awesome. My opinion of myself changes often, so you will have to read on and decide for yourself.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Once upon a time there was a frog with alopecia, he got a princess to cut off her locks to make him a wig. She was very narcissistic, and loved anything that reminded her of her, so they got married and had babies. How? Who knows.